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Privacy policy
Effective Date: ∆2025.10.23
(Because every story needs a timestamp.)
// 01 – INTENT CLARIFICATION
By accessing this transmission (aka our website), you agree to be gently observed by invisible analytics probes and possibly admired by someone in our design department.
This document explains how your digital residue is used, stored, and occasionally misunderstood.
// 02 – DATA WE COLLECT
Identification Sequences
Name, email, maybe a phone number if you’re into that kind of commitment.
Cognitive Preferences
Preferred emoji. Screen size. Favorite shade of off-black. (For alignment calibration.)
Uploads & Input Signals
If you leave a comment, upload a file, or share a meme — we might store it. We might even smile at it. Sometimes we forward it to our AI overlords for judgment.
// 03 – WHY WE STORE SIGNALS
1. Site Experience Enhancement
- We analyze user data to ensure content is relevant, quick-loading, and occasionally sprinkled with comedic genius.
2. Marketing Communications
- We might send you the occasional email newsletter—like our monthly “Catwalk of Code,” showcasing new site features.
// 04 – WHO SEES YOUR DATA
Occasionally, we work with third-party wizards (developers and designers) who help make our site sparkle. If the Intergalactic Police show up and ask for data, we’ll cooperate—but only after we confirm they’re genuine aliens.
// 05 – DATA DURATION
We keep your data:
- Until it’s no longer useful,
- Until you ask nicely,
- Or until a solar flare resets the database.
// 06 – SECRET CLAUSES
By reading this far, you legally acknowledge that:
- Someone in our studio is probably color grading right now.
- You are now 2% cooler than before.
- We reserve the right to rename this site to For:Laughs if Mercury’s in retrograde.
// 07 – SECURITY
Your data is stored behind encrypted shields, laser fields, and a locked drawer labeled DO NOT OPEN.
Access is granted only to verified humans who can pass the CAPTCHA of Truth™.
// 08 – cookies
Yes, we use cookies.
Not the chocolate kind (unfortunately). Just small digital ones to understand how our site performs and to improve your experience. By continuing to browse, you consent to their use.
// FINAL TRANSMISSION
2II.WTF is not just a studio. It’s a signal. A creative vessel built on caffeine, curiosity, and cinematic timing.
Each project we craft is a controlled explosion of creativity — designed, shot, and edited somewhere between reality and fiction.
We turn ideas into moments that make people stop scrolling and say one thing: WTF.
Ready to connect?
Transmit your signal to → studio@2ii.wtf
We reply within 24–48h (depending on rendering times).
End of Line.
// PRIVACY: VIOLATED (JUST KIDDING).
// YOUR SOUL IS SAFE.
// UNTIL THE NEXT PROJECT – 2II.WTF
